Diet. why it never works

Someone told me today i gotta watch my diet.. Maybe like go on a diet to make my tummy go smaller.

>_<

I send a brilliant return email to him showing him this:

He gave me a Binary 4 in return...... (count 1-2-4 on your fingers and you'll know what i mean)

On another happy note:

i found something that kinda speaks the truth about my line of work:

so i guess i'm not going to be erm... a father after all eh????